And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9266. | Ben (pasta12) | 99.67 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 9267. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 99.67 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9268. | Violet (fierypotato) | 99.67 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 9269. | iotku (iotku) | 99.67 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 9270. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 99.66 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 9271. | pastapirate (pastapirate) | 99.66 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9272. | 𝒚𝒂 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒂... | 99.66 | 99% | 2023-06-30 |
| 9273. | Shawn (corune) | 99.66 | 99% | 2014-12-30 |
| 9274. | Caleb (midnitesite) | 99.66 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
| 9275. | Hamski (maythose) | 99.65 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 9276. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 99.65 | 98.8% | 2023-09-24 |
| 9277. | Emanuel (murd3rus) | 99.65 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 9278. | Casey (tarsus) | 99.65 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 9279. | aa (mukhtoyo) | 99.65 | 94% | 2013-08-07 |
| 9280. | Ian (norcla) | 99.65 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 9281. | pya (pyadawg) | 99.65 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9282. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 99.64 | 96.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 9283. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 99.64 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 9284. | Zach (zach_bill) | 99.64 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 9285. | David (drosen) | 99.64 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 9286. | Jessica (jessicafore) | 99.64 | 99% | 2012-01-12 |
| 9287. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 99.64 | 98% | 2016-03-31 |
| 9288. | Mark (faithless) | 99.64 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 9289. | Hung Nguyen (nguyen2518) | 99.64 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9290. | Sam (sammy034) | 99.64 | 98% | 2014-11-08 |
| 9291. | substring (substring) | 99.63 | 98% | 2015-07-01 |
| 9292. | Mad (bornzor) | 99.63 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
| 9293. | Ella (amhaissup) | 99.63 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 9294. | Ace (theghetopenguin) | 99.63 | 92% | 2014-01-10 |
| 9295. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 99.62 | 93% | 2017-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |