So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3502. | Brad (kidkritter) | 105.13 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 3503. | Teenyah (teenyah) | 105.13 | 91% | 2013-02-03 |
| 3504. | Dustin (dustinannilov) | 105.11 | 99% | 2023-06-03 |
| 3505. | :) (riqui) | 105.11 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 3506. | Chris (havackus) | 105.11 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 3507. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 105.11 | 96% | 2015-03-28 |
| 3508. | Richard (blueark88) | 105.11 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 3509. | Martin (auditorelife) | 105.10 | 88% | 2012-12-17 |
| 3510. | A (zhaoyun) | 105.10 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 3511. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 105.09 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 3512. | HTT (diamond99007) | 105.09 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 3513. | blake the fake (blakethefake) | 105.08 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3514. | Del (pong_p) | 105.08 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 3515. | CodeMyName (codemyname) | 105.08 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3516. | No Way (shefakala) | 105.07 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 3517. | Tundae (dukunchu) | 105.07 | 96% | 2012-07-07 |
| 3518. | youtube.com/watch?v=_iLXboh... | 105.06 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 3519. | butterfingers (butterfinger... | 105.06 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
| 3520. | tim (timu) | 105.06 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 3521. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 105.06 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 3522. | Cizzo (mrcizzo) | 105.06 | 91% | 2016-03-25 |
| 3523. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 105.05 | 98% | 2014-11-01 |
| 3524. | Elise (alyssea) | 105.05 | 100% | 2014-03-20 |
| 3525. | colobob (colobob) | 105.03 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3526. | Paul (niceonebrah) | 105.02 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 3527. | Kyle (sbm66) | 105.02 | 97% | 2013-07-02 |
| 3528. | Joanne (whos_jo) | 105.01 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3529. | Zachary (zzomtceo) | 105.01 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 3530. | Mads (viqing) | 105.01 | 95% | 2011-12-28 |
| 3531. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 105.01 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |