I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8088. | Alix (typeraceralix) | 91.94 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 8089. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 91.93 | 97.2% | 2025-03-24 |
| 8090. | Azamat (mrnull) | 91.93 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8091. | Jeon (idnyhn) | 91.93 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 8092. | Kitolomac (kitolomac) | 91.92 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 8093. | Daniel (danmengo) | 91.92 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8094. | Chris (___chris) | 91.92 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8095. | sam (shoihvwoihbv3) | 91.92 | 98.1% | 2024-05-17 |
| 8096. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 91.91 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 8097. | Cococrunchiess (cococrunchi... | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8098. | Kate (kate_isabella) | 91.91 | 98.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8099. | whough (williamhough) | 91.90 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 8100. | andy (rainmaker123) | 91.90 | 97.9% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8101. | DNF (lam4nk) | 91.90 | 96.6% | 2023-11-12 |
| 8102. | Son (llamsonh) | 91.90 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 8103. | PYTHON (_chuyuehan) | 91.89 | 97.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| 8104. | Armando (mandy1339) | 91.88 | 99.3% | 2024-10-21 |
| 8105. | Ashaman (timrl90) | 91.88 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 8106. | AloftPanda (aloftpanda) | 91.88 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8107. | Ita (ita17) | 91.88 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 8108. | bakr (_bakr) | 91.87 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8109. | Dio (slado122) | 91.87 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8110. | Slow Typist (harry368368) | 91.86 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 8111. | _louob_ (_louob_) | 91.86 | 96.2% | 2024-07-27 |
| 8112. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 91.86 | 94.8% | 2024-01-01 |
| 8113. | Hung (hungwee) | 91.86 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8114. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 91.85 | 96.5% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8115. | AAAAAAAAA (laolaolao1) | 91.85 | 97% | 2026-01-11 |
| 8116. | 312211 (312211) | 91.85 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 8117. | Hukouma (hukouma) | 91.85 | 95% | 2020-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |