And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7124. | Dia (msyu) | 105.02 | 94% | 2012-03-19 |
| 7125. | ren (lapoica) | 105.02 | 94% | 2011-12-08 |
| 7126. | ah (vincent01px2016) | 105.01 | 93% | 2016-04-26 |
| 7127. | Shortbread (bs000) | 105.01 | 98% | 2014-11-01 |
| 7128. | tstats[pumpkinsoup1] (pumpk... | 105.01 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 7129. | rbb (rbbb) | 105.01 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 7130. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 105.01 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 7131. | Am1n (vividus) | 105.00 | 99% | 2021-11-07 |
| 7132. | Kyle (kalmech) | 105.00 | 95% | 2015-06-07 |
| 7133. | Alex (alexpark) | 105.00 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 7134. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 104.98 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 7135. | NewsAsFacts.com (ztarven) | 104.98 | 97% | 2012-08-02 |
| 7136. | Joshua (joshagulto) | 104.98 | 95% | 2012-09-23 |
| 7137. | Cowsaysmoo (cowsaysmoo) | 104.98 | 93% | 2016-05-09 |
| 7138. | Olympius (olympius) | 104.97 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 7139. | Syreeta (reeta) | 104.97 | 98% | 2013-03-07 |
| 7140. | Ashaman (timrl90) | 104.96 | 99% | 2019-01-13 |
| 7141. | She (angel242424) | 104.96 | 93% | 2014-11-21 |
| 7142. | tom (tomw6272003) | 104.96 | 94% | 2014-09-01 |
| 7143. | (silaada) | 104.96 | 99% | 2018-03-06 |
| 7144. | Chris (planedriver) | 104.96 | 97% | 2016-04-05 |
| 7145. | Ethan (yaboinugget) | 104.95 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 7146. | Slow мΘşħΞ (letype613) | 104.95 | 98% | 2016-07-14 |
| 7147. | tstats[pook_dvorak] (pook_d... | 104.94 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 7148. | Carla (xiao_chan07) | 104.94 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 7149. | . (darkis) | 104.93 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 7150. | Sweg (sweg_yolo69) | 104.93 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 7151. | Sweet (sweet_ecstasy) | 104.93 | 99% | 2014-02-07 |
| 7152. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 104.92 | 98% | 2013-11-15 |
| 7153. | (nickderp) | 104.91 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |