Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2248. | Jose (josethomas) | 77.97 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 2249. | Paul (jocknetstone) | 77.97 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2250. | Ari (arimgibson) | 77.97 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 2251. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 77.95 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 2252. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 77.95 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2253. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 77.94 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 2254. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 77.92 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2255. | Jerry (tree_tree) | 77.92 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 2256. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 77.91 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2257. | hissi (hissi) | 77.90 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2258. | Tony (sonic_offline) | 77.86 | 95% | 2019-07-28 |
| 2259. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 77.85 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2260. | Austin (austinsnow) | 77.84 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2261. | Ryan (lionryan) | 77.84 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2262. | Czar (czarlol) | 77.83 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 2263. | Tay (quiettoonix) | 77.83 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2264. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 77.79 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2265. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 77.79 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 2266. | Đorđe (djuzla) | 77.79 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2267. | Zachary (zacdos) | 77.77 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 2268. | keeganl (klavv) | 77.74 | 95% | 2017-09-23 |
| 2269. | piero (piero_scaruffi) | 77.74 | 94% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2270. | 1834 (busey) | 77.72 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2271. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 77.67 | 98% | 2018-06-09 |
| 2272. | paraluman (paraluman) | 77.67 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 2273. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 77.64 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2274. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 77.64 | 94% | 2019-09-04 |
| 2275. | Roi (seta18) | 77.62 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2276. | Kris (kris_z) | 77.60 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2277. | R (rg76) | 77.58 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |