When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11970. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 78.00 | 95.5% | 2023-09-27 |
| 11971. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 78.00 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11972. | Uno (unovic) | 78.00 | 96% | 2017-03-04 |
| 11973. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 78.00 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 11974. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 77.99 | 98% | 2025-05-31 |
| 11975. | T (peacecraft_m) | 77.99 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 11976. | Elon (elonmuskett) | 77.99 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 11977. | Rasmus (kennystarfighter_) | 77.99 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 11978. | Deleo_03 (de_leo) | 77.99 | 98% | 2026-03-16 |
| 11979. | Spoofy (akimovic) | 77.99 | 94% | 2017-04-05 |
| 11980. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 77.98 | 95% | 2023-01-29 |
| 11981. | Alvro (alvro) | 77.98 | 94% | 2022-10-30 |
| 11982. | t (tiengos) | 77.98 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 11983. | AroseFeared (arosefeared) | 77.98 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 11984. | Antonio (antotot04) | 77.98 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 11985. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 77.98 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11986. | Aztixz (aztix) | 77.97 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 11987. | Spooky (spookyspooky123) | 77.97 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 11988. | Rajan (nerdsgg) | 77.97 | 95.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11989. | OLDASIANLADYzz (captainpj) | 77.97 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11990. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 77.97 | 96% | 2017-02-25 |
| 11991. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 77.97 | 96.2% | 2024-07-08 |
| 11992. | Vasco (veps_) | 77.96 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 11993. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 77.96 | 95% | 2025-11-15 |
| 11994. | MooMoo (_moomoo_) | 77.96 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 11995. | Edison (notmercury) | 77.96 | 94.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11996. | Sebastian (sebv897) | 77.95 | 96% | 2025-01-28 |
| 11997. | Askur (askur00) | 77.95 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 11998. | binarymind (binarymind) | 77.95 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 11999. | Obi (obi2605) | 77.94 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |