So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18170. | Knyon (knyon) | 71.10 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 18171. | Gaylord (gaylord_perry) | 71.10 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 18172. | Hanne (hanne_vdk) | 71.10 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 18173. | Kay (kkayakk) | 71.10 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 18174. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 71.09 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 18175. | weaponforge (weaponforge) | 71.09 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 18176. | Brian (professorbell) | 71.09 | 93% | 2013-06-23 |
| 18177. | Soumyajeet (s0umyajeet) | 71.09 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18178. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 71.09 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 18179. | fay (ranner66) | 71.08 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 18180. | LuckyKaloo (luckykaloo) | 71.08 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18181. | Nathan (dildar_the_alien) | 71.08 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 18182. | Bryan (turles) | 71.08 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 18183. | Grem (grem) | 71.08 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
| 18184. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 71.08 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 18185. | Machine (guldan) | 71.08 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 18186. | Ben (piggymacbook) | 71.07 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18187. | Guna Sekhar (gunreddi) | 71.07 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 18188. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 71.07 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 18189. | Timothy xd (timothylph) | 71.07 | 90% | 2016-11-11 |
| 18190. | Rafael (rsdourado) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 18191. | DQ (dqtri) | 71.07 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 18192. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 71.07 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 18193. | Chaoui (chaoui) | 71.06 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 18194. | Ric (drrz) | 71.06 | 93% | 2014-04-22 |
| 18195. | venusian2 (venusian2) | 71.06 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 18196. | whough (williamhough) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 18197. | Ian (pickleweasel948) | 71.06 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18198. | H@HA (rubyguru) | 71.06 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 18199. | Alaric (doctoralaric) | 71.06 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |