So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17058. | Matt (mattyo614) | 72.97 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 17059. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 72.97 | 89% | 2016-07-10 |
| 17060. | zarif (zarif911) | 72.96 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 17061. | Vasileios (bkontorinis) | 72.96 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 17062. | Saikou (saikousocial) | 72.96 | 99% | 2021-05-17 |
| 17063. | Eequla (quintaboy) | 72.95 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 17064. | ayush (rocky1708) | 72.95 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 17065. | Joyesh (joyesh) | 72.95 | 87% | 2017-02-19 |
| 17066. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 72.95 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 17067. | H A (hamada_ali) | 72.94 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17068. | pinto (pintozza) | 72.94 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 17069. | Long (ndlong) | 72.94 | 95% | 2012-09-06 |
| 17070. | Sam (lixivius) | 72.94 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 17071. | ImGonnaWin (ultrainstinctty... | 72.94 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 17072. | Amit (amitooshacham) | 72.94 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 17073. | Danny (bikkboi) | 72.94 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 17074. | Kenneth (oracleone) | 72.93 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 17075. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 72.93 | 95% | 2020-02-26 |
| 17076. | មុន្នី(Khmer) (... | 72.93 | 98% | 2016-09-09 |
| 17077. | Timon (timonius) | 72.93 | 91% | 2014-08-23 |
| 17078. | Thai meo (mrme0c0n) | 72.93 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 17079. | whirlpool (gilanganggara27) | 72.93 | 95% | 2011-12-26 |
| 17080. | Cody (haemato) | 72.92 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 17081. | Dastan (dastangosu) | 72.92 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 17082. | Joel (wiss) | 72.92 | 92% | 2016-12-08 |
| 17083. | hzarini (hzarini) | 72.92 | — | 2011-01-23 |
| 17084. | Magnus (delicato) | 72.92 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 17085. | Robin (scuz) | 72.91 | 87% | 2017-01-24 |
| 17086. | wond (wond_k_) | 72.91 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 17087. | Coco (ummena) | 72.91 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |