As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22535. | Sam (sbush) | 54.70 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22536. | dark (dark9009) | 54.70 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22537. | alexey (aleksei) | 54.69 | 93% | 2016-07-21 |
| 22538. | Sur (phonelock) | 54.69 | 89% | 2015-10-08 |
| 22539. | Mohaka (mohaka) | 54.68 | 95% | 2023-04-22 |
| 22540. | Ivan (taco_25) | 54.67 | 93% | 2022-02-22 |
| 22541. | cho (hyunopry) | 54.67 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 22542. | Slower than you (hspislife) | 54.67 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 22543. | joe (joemama_is_not_available) | 54.66 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 22544. | murci (promena) | 54.66 | 95.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22545. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 54.66 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 22546. | Sherlock (praveen_g) | 54.66 | 91% | 2016-08-09 |
| 22547. | sanu (sanu264767) | 54.65 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 22548. | Rajendraprasad (raj87106) | 54.65 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 22549. | Nick (abramidze) | 54.65 | 91% | 2015-06-18 |
| 22550. | Connor (ctw0611) | 54.65 | 96% | 2016-06-08 |
| 22551. | Anton (acarlsson) | 54.64 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 22552. | ciksitiradz (ciksitiradz) | 54.64 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 22553. | Timothy (timohypower2) | 54.64 | 94% | 2019-07-06 |
| 22554. | Cyrus (baked1) | 54.63 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 22555. | Vishal Mishra (firethunder2) | 54.62 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| 22556. | raymond (raymondstance) | 54.62 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 22557. | haaa (h505) | 54.62 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 22558. | Lonmanbeast (lonmanbeast) | 54.62 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 22559. | Chirag (bhaimere) | 54.61 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 22560. | MUUDYBRANIC (muddybraniac) | 54.61 | 93.9% | 2021-02-09 |
| 22561. | Dhanushka (dnush) | 54.61 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 22562. | A (akane49) | 54.61 | 99% | 2020-05-01 |
| 22563. | Ankit (baiskhiyar) | 54.61 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 22564. | nik (nikos12) | 54.61 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |