The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23833. | Zed (kellydmonkey) | 66.24 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 23834. | Lauren (laurentdot8) | 66.24 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 23835. | ezpez (ezpez) | 66.24 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 23836. | Antonio (tonio145) | 66.24 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 23837. | Nathan (nhbond) | 66.23 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 23838. | Tcbp (tcbp) | 66.23 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 23839. | toan (marktoan) | 66.23 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 23840. | Ravi (ravimajhi) | 66.23 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 23841. | zshn (zishanshahzad) | 66.23 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 23842. | No (imtfn) | 66.23 | 95% | 2012-10-14 |
| 23843. | ? (huib) | 66.23 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 23844. | Kiyoshi (mikaro) | 66.23 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 23845. | Eirik (eireksten) | 66.23 | 96% | 2014-11-10 |
| 23846. | severed (severedhand) | 66.23 | 88% | 2016-07-21 |
| 23847. | Maxwell (maxendeavors) | 66.23 | 95% | 2017-12-07 |
| 23848. | Brandy (jankayla) | 66.23 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 23849. | Danica (7158dandan) | 66.22 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 23850. | Aj (toppingsplease) | 66.22 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 23851. | Timofey (t1m0n) | 66.22 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 23852. | leon (jahoonies) | 66.22 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 23853. | Arsalnovt (arsalnovt) | 66.22 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 23854. | DAT (nguyenkhanhtiendat) | 66.22 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 23855. | Roman (leenakaey) | 66.22 | 95% | 2018-12-18 |
| 23856. | Yu (brain_explodes) | 66.22 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 23857. | Timothy (timohypower2) | 66.22 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 23858. | Luke (lukedieleman) | 66.21 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 23859. | Sir (sirmaax) | 66.21 | 94% | 2021-10-13 |
| 23860. | Andy (epicandy305) | 66.21 | 95% | 2019-07-19 |
| 23861. | Kristoff (stoffel) | 66.21 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 23862. | Rodrigo (diguliu) | 66.21 | 93% | 2013-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |