Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12484. | Marc (mreading) | 81.06 | 98% | 2016-05-11 |
| 12485. | Tran (tleanh) | 81.06 | 89% | 2011-12-20 |
| 12486. | Marstam (marstam) | 81.06 | 95.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 12487. | Asdfg (inosol) | 81.06 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12488. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 81.05 | 98% | 2013-05-01 |
| 12489. | Grant (eternalstudent) | 81.05 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 12490. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 81.05 | 96.1% | 2023-09-07 |
| 12491. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 81.05 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 12492. | DieterTyper (dietertyper) | 81.05 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
| 12493. | Joe (cobiejoe96) | 81.04 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12494. | Miq (karmik) | 81.04 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 12495. | OUR LEGACY (poetry) | 81.04 | 90% | 2017-04-17 |
| 12496. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 81.04 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12497. | david (jrdupd) | 81.04 | 99% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12498. | Joshua (iwreckurfamily) | 81.04 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12499. | Jorge (whorheatoh) | 81.04 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 12500. | Nathanael (samuraipizzacat29) | 81.03 | 96% | 2012-04-23 |
| 12501. | Harald (updatin) | 81.03 | 96.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| 12502. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 81.03 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 12503. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 81.03 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12504. | Welcometomycrucifixion (tim... | 81.03 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12505. | tris (trisywc) | 81.02 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 12506. | Pranav (rocky_balboa) | 81.01 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 12507. | haha (shreyam) | 81.01 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 12508. | Gene (alterra_au) | 81.01 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12509. | Andy (andyok) | 81.01 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 12510. | DonPiotr (piotrekkruk) | 81.01 | 96% | 2022-10-26 |
| 12511. | r00ch (r00ch) | 81.01 | 98% | 2015-03-19 |
| 12512. | Akhilesh (akhilu_anandh) | 81.00 | 96% | 2013-04-09 |
| 12513. | Ilana (ilana88) | 81.00 | 96% | 2015-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |