So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32934. | Masquerade (masq_uerade) | 47.45 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 32935. | Fandom (supernaturalucifer) | 47.45 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 32936. | Marcelo (maxhw) | 47.45 | 97% | 2014-11-27 |
| 32937. | Samuel (samkopu) | 47.45 | 94% | 2020-01-14 |
| 32938. | Rachel (rachelcho) | 47.45 | 92% | 2011-09-28 |
| 32939. | Tyler (e271828) | 47.45 | 94% | 2011-05-11 |
| 32940. | Elisa (billyjoel) | 47.45 | 94% | 2013-11-15 |
| 32941. | Nena (sealixr09) | 47.44 | 90% | 2016-06-04 |
| 32942. | Guo (s9723) | 47.44 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 32943. | ABDELLATIF (hktitof) | 47.44 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 32944. | The (nitanita69420) | 47.43 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 32945. | Luca (luka_pezzolo) | 47.43 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 32946. | karim (karimadel) | 47.43 | 94.7% | 2023-10-13 |
| 32947. | Giorgi (georgegamertv) | 47.43 | 93% | 2018-11-28 |
| 32948. | Prince (princesp) | 47.43 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 32949. | KayZed (kayzed) | 47.43 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 32950. | Invisible (invisible_car) | 47.42 | 93% | 2011-06-02 |
| 32951. | lgwk (lgwk) | 47.42 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 32952. | Aditya (timmyaditya) | 47.42 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 32953. | Ha (khuouqn) | 47.42 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 32954. | Mr Speed (mrspeed) | 47.42 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 32955. | syed (alishah110) | 47.42 | 94% | 2017-08-05 |
| 32956. | Eat (sarith123) | 47.41 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 32957. | Momo (momo1130) | 47.40 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 32958. | Michael (epik) | 47.40 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 32959. | suiram (suiram) | 47.40 | 91% | 2013-10-12 |
| 32960. | Isaiah (corneliusmith) | 47.40 | 93% | 2014-12-21 |
| 32961. | Abhi (abhishekgouhar) | 47.40 | 90% | 2014-12-15 |
| 32962. | Khaliun (khaliun_) | 47.39 | 93% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32963. | Adrienne Ballantyne (adriatic) | 47.39 | 96.4% | 2023-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |