When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3272. | Bling (noupdate) | 105.37 | 99% | 2018-09-02 |
| 3273. | Humza (humzini) | 105.35 | 96.6% | 2024-06-08 |
| 3274. | (eternality) | 105.35 | 97.6% | 2023-12-19 |
| 3275. | Jack (jacktheswimmer) | 105.34 | 99% | 2025-03-22 |
| 3276. | Headstart (giveyouheadstart) | 105.34 | 97% | 2023-11-21 |
| 3277. | v0ldem0rt (v0ldem0rt1) | 105.33 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 3278. | Mark (toastypeanuts) | 105.33 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3279. | HENN (username6129) | 105.31 | 97.7% | 2025-01-27 |
| 3280. | w (wtortle) | 105.30 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 3281. | Andrew (aspears) | 105.29 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 3282. | Kuami (untare) | 105.29 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
| 3283. | Zach (pattzach2) | 105.29 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3284. | Farrel (i_i_c_h_e_n_i_i) | 105.28 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3285. | Andrew (awand0806) | 105.28 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 3286. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 105.27 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3287. | Demonix_Fox (demonix_fox) | 105.26 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3288. | TimeLoad (timeload) | 105.25 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 3289. | Luna (vexara) | 105.24 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3290. | Lauren (lauren_conrad) | 105.23 | 99% | 2025-09-20 |
| 3291. | R (rhinousc) | 105.23 | 99% | 2018-11-14 |
| 3292. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 105.23 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 3293. | Sean (coolstoryb) | 105.22 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 3294. | Danny (danielsaur) | 105.22 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 3295. | Jay (jaythesloth) | 105.22 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 3296. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 105.21 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 3297. | lon (londact2) | 105.21 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 3298. | MJ (mfabunan) | 105.20 | 98.8% | 2023-09-19 |
| 3299. | yeye (yeeyeehehehe) | 105.19 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 3300. | daneil (piggasauwus) | 105.18 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 3301. | Hieb (hieb) | 105.17 | 98.3% | 2024-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |