As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10935. | Chris (___chris) | 82.04 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10936. | Chicklllion (millionlock) | 82.04 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10937. | Epuuc (epuuc) | 82.04 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 10938. | Ariel (aricori21) | 82.04 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 10939. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 82.04 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 10940. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 82.03 | 95.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 10941. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 82.03 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
| 10942. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 82.03 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 10943. | J (saviorf) | 82.03 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 10944. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 82.03 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 10945. | typewalker (zetoh) | 82.02 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 10946. | Zain (rasnouk) | 82.02 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 10947. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 82.02 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 10948. | nicu (nicu31) | 82.02 | 98.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10949. | Chaim (sermiahc) | 82.02 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 10950. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 82.02 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
| 10951. | Adam (timedchip) | 82.01 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 10952. | mclim99 (mclim99) | 82.01 | 96.4% | 2024-03-23 |
| 10953. | Phoebe (jnnphbbcl) | 82.01 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 10954. | TheBusyElf (thebusyelf) | 82.01 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 10955. | not rage (sadge47) | 82.01 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 10956. | Jonathan (jonathan4033) | 82.01 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 10957. | Kevin (kevinyvng) | 82.01 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 10958. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 82.00 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 10959. | Jesse (jessald) | 82.00 | 97% | 2015-04-12 |
| 10960. | Gummy (sharkyzane231) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 10961. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 81.99 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 10962. | I ♥ Gym (2slow_2exist) | 81.99 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 10963. | DiscoveryAlpha (j2997) | 81.99 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| 10964. | Stephen (severet) | 81.99 | 96% | 2015-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |