I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10503. | Desmond (desmond012) | 85.12 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10504. | BootiiBandit (bootiibandit) | 85.11 | 97% | 2026-01-17 |
| 10505. | Kieran (godquack) | 85.11 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 10506. | Dylan (animemasta88) | 85.11 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 10507. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 85.11 | 96% | 2017-07-08 |
| 10508. | Juan (milosabogal) | 85.10 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 10509. | kalirocketdev (kalirocketdev) | 85.10 | 100% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10510. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 10511. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 85.10 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 10512. | big (msnnnnn) | 85.10 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 10513. | ddd (ryrz) | 85.09 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 10514. | David (dakimc) | 85.09 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 10515. | saif (saif_alkhatalin) | 85.09 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 10516. | Jordan (nadroj51590) | 85.08 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10517. | Ben (bens445) | 85.08 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 10518. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 85.08 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 10519. | tim891998 (tim891998) | 85.07 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10520. | luffy (luffy04) | 85.07 | 98% | 2024-05-21 |
| 10521. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 85.07 | 89% | 2017-05-11 |
| 10522. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 85.06 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 10523. | Long (bachthime) | 85.06 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 10524. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 85.06 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 10525. | nac (naxx_colemak) | 85.06 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 10526. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 85.06 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 10527. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 85.06 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 10528. | Arman (armansamuel1) | 85.05 | 95% | 2020-03-08 |
| 10529. | Mason (lilmasondied) | 85.05 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 10530. | Joseph (jonas223xc) | 85.05 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 10531. | Cheechu (cheechu) | 85.04 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 10532. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 85.04 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |