I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5810. | Biped Potato (bipedpotato) | 99.11 | 98% | 2025-03-03 |
| 5811. | 6amadi9 (6amadi9) | 99.11 | 99% | 2024-08-29 |
| 5812. | someone (dontshy) | 99.11 | 97.2% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5813. | Dontavious (chiggaborious) | 99.11 | 97.2% | 2024-06-21 |
| 5814. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 99.11 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 5815. | Matt (mgshowtime) | 99.10 | 99% | 2022-02-14 |
| 5816. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 99.10 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 5817. | Chris (thrash3r) | 99.10 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5818. | Golden0wnz (golden0wnz) | 99.09 | 98% | 2025-11-16 |
| 5819. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 99.09 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5820. | Yigithan (sturgis) | 99.09 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 5821. | Stannous (stannous) | 99.08 | 98.3% | 2024-10-22 |
| 5822. | not a race (donut_gublor) | 99.08 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 5823. | Thomas (thomasltran) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5824. | Kavika (kavika30) | 99.08 | 98% | 2024-04-27 |
| 5825. | Elias (pixeldust) | 99.08 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
| 5826. | timothy (tim3452) | 99.07 | 99% | 2025-12-13 |
| 5827. | Tsain (tsain) | 99.07 | 96.7% | 2023-05-18 |
| 5828. | Elaine (elaine_seng666) | 99.07 | 93.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 5829. | abcd (4568493) | 99.07 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 5830. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 99.06 | 99% | 2026-04-17 |
| 5831. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 99.06 | 98% | 2024-02-01 |
| 5832. | Zen (zenchan123) | 99.06 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5833. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 5834. | Nxeuz (nexuz_) | 99.06 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 5835. | William (wiigocadee) | 99.04 | 99% | 2025-06-07 |
| 5836. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 99.04 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5837. | FanchenBao (fanchenbao) | 99.04 | 98.4% | 2024-08-21 |
| 5838. | aoaaceai (aoaaceai) | 99.04 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 5839. | Brian (taters613) | 99.04 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |