Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1229. | Kevin (siacker) | 94.98 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1230. | album (album) | 94.97 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1231. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 94.95 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1232. | C (bigcstacks) | 94.93 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 1233. | Taras (pidgin) | 94.92 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1234. | corona (anonthrowaway) | 94.89 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1235. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 94.89 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 1236. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 94.88 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1237. | Victor (susavile) | 94.87 | 99% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1238. | Max (kazmor) | 94.85 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1239. | Isaiah (ijbaltazar) | 94.84 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 1240. | Etian (etian_) | 94.84 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 1241. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 94.83 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1242. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 94.79 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1243. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 94.78 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1244. | Bob Saget (greasypickles) | 94.78 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1245. | Tim (tim28) | 94.76 | 99% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1246. | bruhPRO (bruhpro) | 94.76 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1247. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 94.74 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1248. | Mafuso (mafuso) | 94.73 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1249. | Hugo (devilsportuguese) | 94.71 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1250. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 94.71 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1251. | Alec (iplaytetris) | 94.69 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1252. | Colin (facestab) | 94.69 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1253. | Terra (terranavis) | 94.68 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1254. | saif (saif_alkhatalin) | 94.67 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1255. | (tyleryoung210) | 94.66 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 1256. | Felipe (profeccter1611) | 94.64 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1257. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 94.63 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1258. | ryan (frustrate) | 94.63 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |