As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 954. | (benjeus) | 124.86 | 98% | 2016-10-12 |
| 955. | (robby250) | 124.83 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 956. | Nörfire (norfire) | 124.83 | 99% | 2015-12-27 |
| 957. | SuperLlama (superllama53) | 124.82 | 91% | 2015-10-20 |
| 958. | ᓚᘏᗢ (richivinsky) | 124.81 | 99% | 2018-10-16 |
| 959. | (tgonzales33) | 124.80 | 100% | 2022-02-17 |
| 960. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 124.78 | 98% | 2025-11-05 |
| 961. | (stupididiot9) | 124.73 | 96.2% | 2024-08-05 |
| 962. | (bbdr) | 124.72 | 99% | 2017-04-06 |
| 963. | (demianwolf) | 124.71 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 964. | (jdmvlad) | 124.70 | 97.9% | 2025-04-06 |
| 965. | (vanillamonkey44) | 124.70 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 966. | (flapjacks) | 124.67 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 967. | (kyohokuma) | 124.65 | 94% | 2016-09-06 |
| 968. | (qburi) | 124.64 | 98% | 2025-12-07 |
| 969. | (heavyseas) | 124.62 | 94% | 2016-06-29 |
| 970. | Tan (tim0909) | 124.59 | 99% | 2025-11-03 |
| 971. | (neonozden) | 124.59 | 98% | 2016-12-10 |
| 972. | (jerry_dank) | 124.52 | 97% | 2026-03-01 |
| 973. | (dc37) | 124.52 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 974. | (mrjarbear) | 124.50 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 975. | (tiki77747) | 124.49 | 99% | 2016-12-10 |
| 976. | (eternality) | 124.45 | 98.4% | 2023-12-31 |
| 977. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 124.44 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 978. | (temmo) | 124.44 | 98% | 2020-06-09 |
| 979. | wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) | 124.44 | 99% | 2017-02-05 |
| 980. | (sebert112) | 124.43 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 981. | (qdedmon87) | 124.43 | 97% | 2025-07-23 |
| 982. | (daycolor) | 124.41 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 983. | (bumgarner420) | 124.39 | 100% | 2024-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |