Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25835. | srikant (srikantdash) | 59.79 | 91% | 2013-03-19 |
| 25836. | Rubem (rubem.nakamura@gmail... | 59.79 | 88% | 2012-09-11 |
| 25837. | Teodor (kjpp) | 59.79 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 25838. | Karol (rarebruh) | 59.79 | 95% | 2021-02-13 |
| 25839. | Waluigi (hydroanus) | 59.79 | 92% | 2016-09-09 |
| 25840. | Fredo (keyvalue) | 59.79 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 25841. | vu pham (vpham125) | 59.79 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 25842. | Varenuk (varenuk) | 59.78 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 25843. | Shreesh (josh_1993) | 59.78 | 89% | 2016-07-15 |
| 25844. | Riku (maisto) | 59.78 | 95% | 2011-09-16 |
| 25845. | ajinkya (ajinkyakolhe112) | 59.78 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 25846. | Vito (vito1036) | 59.78 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 25847. | Eric (cire25) | 59.78 | 97% | 2014-09-23 |
| 25848. | reicy (reicy794) | 59.78 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 25849. | Joao (joaonmatos) | 59.78 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 25850. | Rowan (spindlecreek) | 59.78 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 25851. | O-mer-reeka (thecooliest) | 59.77 | 93% | 2011-05-04 |
| 25852. | brent (bluerainn) | 59.77 | 94.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 25853. | OfficerBalls (noob_master9901) | 59.77 | 95% | 2020-01-16 |
| 25854. | Toilybay (tikava) | 59.77 | 93% | 2023-08-09 |
| 25855. | Joseph Anthony (exypnos) | 59.77 | 95% | 2013-01-22 |
| 25856. | Anthony (houstoao) | 59.77 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 25857. | 航 (cokoro) | 59.76 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 25858. | Duh-vorak (denys_147) | 59.76 | 99% | 2011-11-03 |
| 25859. | Angela (angela_trying2typef... | 59.76 | 88% | 2014-06-23 |
| 25860. | Neeraj (neerajxrana) | 59.76 | 95% | 2021-06-23 |
| 25861. | Tempest (tempest001) | 59.76 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 25862. | Gabriel (gabsdropout) | 59.76 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 25863. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 59.75 | 90% | 2012-03-18 |
| 25864. | randfee (randfee) | 59.75 | 93% | 2012-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |