And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11608. | Triad (triad314) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11609. | Fran (poncho20) | 94.18 | 94% | 2014-02-24 |
| 11610. | Jacob (jacobmatthewking14) | 94.18 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 11611. | Samu (imsamu) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 11612. | Rishi (ririhaha) | 94.17 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 11613. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 94.17 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11614. | c0in (c0in) | 94.17 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 11615. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 94.17 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11616. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 94.17 | 94% | 2014-07-04 |
| 11617. | Zac (knav) | 94.16 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 11618. | Joseph (joegoldman) | 94.16 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 11619. | Ol (bodanice) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11620. | Moyra (moyra) | 94.16 | 97% | 2015-04-22 |
| 11621. | Dyl (dylll) | 94.16 | 98% | 2011-06-13 |
| 11622. | एक नेपाली (... | 94.16 | 90% | 2016-12-31 |
| 11623. | will (floppinglife) | 94.16 | 90% | 2016-12-18 |
| 11624. | RyeBread (shmuggit) | 94.15 | 96% | 2012-01-28 |
| 11625. | Eros (tigeros) | 94.15 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11626. | Martina (martinaon) | 94.15 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 11627. | Ansh (thegrandmaster23) | 94.14 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 11628. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.14 | 97.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11629. | Jared (jared779) | 94.14 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 11630. | Dawson (dawsonmoore) | 94.14 | 97% | 2013-02-16 |
| 11631. | vipul (vip_ul16) | 94.13 | 97.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| 11632. | BadLuckBryce (badluckbruce) | 94.13 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 11633. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 94.13 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 11634. | Christopher (morloff) | 94.13 | 97% | 2012-12-20 |
| 11635. | Wake (wakethefake) | 94.13 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11636. | charlene (charlenemaeavis) | 94.13 | 99% | 2017-11-01 |
| 11637. | René (rene_) | 94.13 | 97% | 2016-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |