Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3268. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 69.30 | 95% | 2020-04-11 |
| 3269. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 69.29 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 3270. | Micah (micahlandry) | 69.27 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 3271. | Stacie (slyfoxxli) | 69.26 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 3272. | Renzo (raccon) | 69.26 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3273. | Praynr (praynr) | 69.25 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 3274. | Anthony (adygor2) | 69.25 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3275. | Shibasis (ship9x) | 69.23 | 94% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3276. | Jan (kenaj) | 69.23 | 93% | 2019-10-27 |
| 3277. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 69.22 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3278. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 69.21 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3279. | smurf (abdallah320) | 69.20 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 3280. | Necc (necc_pain) | 69.20 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3281. | Anand (dread_mutant) | 69.19 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 3282. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 69.19 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3283. | mh9r (mh9r) | 69.18 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3284. | Raz (adashi) | 69.16 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 3285. | Elo (ouilla) | 69.16 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 3286. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 69.16 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3287. | Justin (thetechnoking) | 69.15 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3288. | z (qatarking24) | 69.15 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3289. | LeftButtox (leftbuttox) | 69.14 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3290. | Pearson (pearsonsm) | 69.13 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3291. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 69.13 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 3292. | Jacob (lollipop1dino) | 69.12 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 3293. | TPOG (tpog) | 69.11 | 95% | 2017-09-01 |
| 3294. | Tom (duyznuts) | 69.11 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 3295. | TImothy (timot3a) | 69.11 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 3296. | Bruce (cybwong) | 69.10 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 3297. | HMan (edhac) | 69.09 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |