I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14429. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 75.08 | 96% | 2026-03-31 |
| 14430. | OtterSou (ottersou) | 75.08 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 14431. | Ivy (above_averagez) | 75.08 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 14432. | jacks (northice12) | 75.08 | 94% | 2022-11-08 |
| 14433. | Saer (saer) | 75.08 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 14434. | Aeden (aedxn) | 75.08 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14435. | nerxun (hellonerx) | 75.08 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 14436. | Elizabeth (htebazile) | 75.07 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 14437. | Tapioca (davidararipe) | 75.07 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14438. | Tom (twrig144) | 75.07 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 14439. | mohammed (momotan039) | 75.06 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 14440. | Tasman (t4sm4n) | 75.06 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 14441. | Xerath (tilting_xerath) | 75.05 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14442. | red 1122 (red1122) | 75.05 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14443. | UnreliableSpare (unreliable... | 75.05 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 14444. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 75.05 | 97.9% | 2023-06-24 |
| 14445. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 75.04 | 94% | 2021-11-20 |
| 14446. | ExtraSauce (thundertyping) | 75.04 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 14447. | viananan (viananannn) | 75.04 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 14448. | Marcin (marzelin) | 75.04 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 14449. | Lennard (leoracing) | 75.04 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 14450. | Soy (soysooye) | 75.03 | 95% | 2018-08-29 |
| 14451. | Capit (capit) | 75.03 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14452. | ImperialX (bestsam260) | 75.03 | 96.5% | 2023-09-21 |
| 14453. | memet (hdytxr) | 75.03 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14454. | name (iwasbored1234) | 75.03 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 14455. | Blake (eclypse750) | 75.03 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 14456. | Saadidas (turboboost) | 75.03 | 94% | 2017-03-10 |
| 14457. | Amirata (amiratak88) | 75.02 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 14458. | Eduardo (aviedu) | 75.02 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |