The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20400. | Mr Speedy (mrspeedy) | 71.62 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 20401. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 71.62 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 20402. | Dons (dinar) | 71.62 | 90% | 2013-12-31 |
| 20403. | DanielleKFarino (daniellekath) | 71.61 | 92% | 2017-03-16 |
| 20404. | Seraphim (blarf2) | 71.61 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 20405. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 71.61 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 20406. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 71.61 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 20407. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 71.61 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 20408. | Mancini (mancini) | 71.61 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| 20409. | Ivan (budabudimir) | 71.61 | 92% | 2013-06-04 |
| 20410. | Mmonster (mmonsterv11) | 71.60 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 20411. | Joe (jobeanie123) | 71.60 | 93% | 2012-10-31 |
| 20412. | hef (juboman) | 71.60 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 20413. | Adam (adamhitchcock) | 71.60 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 20414. | Stephen (sanderif) | 71.60 | 95% | 2017-06-18 |
| 20415. | Jeff (reileyje) | 71.60 | 91% | 2014-08-20 |
| 20416. | Oxi (yeseuz) | 71.59 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 20417. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 71.59 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 20418. | Vt (jesuslep) | 71.59 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 20419. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 71.59 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 20420. | Eli (ejgarey) | 71.59 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 20421. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 20422. | BC (thunderthud) | 71.59 | 98% | 2014-02-14 |
| 20423. | Daniel (postedwp805) | 71.59 | 96% | 2012-09-24 |
| 20424. | Giraffe (nguyenkhacduc) | 71.59 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 20425. | V (honen) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20426. | glorb (rahrahrah) | 71.58 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 20427. | Said (said003) | 71.58 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 20428. | Robin (robinfj) | 71.58 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 20429. | ptspiker (ptspiker) | 71.58 | 95% | 2017-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |