As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21872. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 56.28 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
21873. | T (tutteyfruttey) | 56.28 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
21874. | David (nexusdave) | 56.27 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
21875. | Aman (aman_msr) | 56.27 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
21876. | HerraRobotti (herrarobotti) | 56.27 | 94% | 2017-09-05 |
21877. | Ridho (focusie) | 56.27 | 94% | 2016-06-25 |
21878. | Lai (speedylai) | 56.27 | 94% | 2015-04-15 |
21879. | Alpha (alphasaur) | 56.27 | 95% | 2016-09-30 |
21880. | M (pubsub) | 56.26 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
21881. | bruh (lambertwp) | 56.26 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
21882. | peanut (justpeanuts) | 56.26 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
21883. | Afiq (afiqfajar) | 56.26 | 95% | 2015-07-04 |
21884. | bhuvi (bhuvi1606) | 56.26 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
21885. | Sakib (sakib_malik) | 56.26 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
21886. | michael (michaeliu06) | 56.26 | 89% | 2016-02-21 |
21887. | Ashok (ashokmsis) | 56.26 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
21888. | Trisha (trighan1221) | 56.25 | 96% | 2017-01-20 |
21889. | Aaryan sharma (aaryan21) | 56.25 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
21890. | Bùi (thundergod1311) | 56.25 | 94% | 2021-07-21 |
21891. | pr (ruzv) | 56.25 | 96.3% | 2021-02-04 |
21892. | Vencel (vincentcouch) | 56.25 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
21893. | Skoozey (skoozey) | 56.25 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
21894. | Tim (stuff00) | 56.24 | 94% | 2022-06-04 |
21895. | camattaccio (camattaccio) | 56.24 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
21896. | Kacsa (kacsa_janos) | 56.24 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
21897. | G (mrconductor) | 56.24 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
21898. | Tengashi (tenkou) | 56.23 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
21899. | bhuvu (bhuvu) | 56.23 | 96.8% | 2023-10-08 |
21900. | CopyNinja09 (copyninja_) | 56.23 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
21901. | LUke (luke1029384756) | 56.23 | 93% | 2017-01-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |