I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21866. | John Wencel (johnwencelcaldit) | 58.92 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 21867. | Foysal (foysalbhuiyan) | 58.91 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 21868. | atirrh (atirrh) | 58.91 | 95% | 2016-11-28 |
| 21869. | Martin (havarka) | 58.91 | 93% | 2015-05-02 |
| 21870. | Ken (piq9117) | 58.91 | 90% | 2015-07-21 |
| 21871. | pun (punoar) | 58.90 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 21872. | Victor (ender9) | 58.90 | 97.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21873. | David Michael (portdavenport) | 58.90 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 21874. | Alogak (alogak) | 58.89 | 94% | 2022-06-20 |
| 21875. | Marquavion (kingmarq) | 58.89 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 21876. | aji (adjzie77) | 58.89 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 21877. | Luke (liroj) | 58.89 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 21878. | Divyansh (divyanchs) | 58.87 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 21879. | amirhossein (amirho) | 58.87 | 95% | 2020-05-24 |
| 21880. | Bumazhnik (bumazhnik) | 58.87 | 94.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 21881. | Henry (squidhs) | 58.87 | 91% | 2016-11-06 |
| 21882. | Angel (a_driz1) | 58.86 | 95% | 2023-01-21 |
| 21883. | Jason (uoser) | 58.86 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 21884. | Nilabjo (3genuski) | 58.86 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 21885. | Maxim (kosoyman) | 58.86 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 21886. | noah (noah9) | 58.86 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
| 21887. | Spiros (spiros2305) | 58.86 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 21888. | Rhys (onegrainofrice) | 58.86 | 93% | 2020-08-23 |
| 21889. | Bùi (thundergod1311) | 58.86 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
| 21890. | Vincent (uincent) | 58.86 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 21891. | Maurício (mauodias) | 58.86 | 87% | 2015-05-07 |
| 21892. | yo (lappodis) | 58.85 | 94% | 2022-12-14 |
| 21893. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 58.85 | 80% | 2015-05-28 |
| 21894. | tstats[degi_speedster] (deg... | 58.85 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 21895. | Rwikha (kurosenpai007) | 58.85 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |