So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5016. | Yannick (mrlaxx) | 98.87 | 92% | 2013-12-29 |
| 5017. | psalms (psalms) | 98.87 | 96% | 2015-08-29 |
| 5018. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 98.87 | 99% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5019. | Feris (merelyaferis) | 98.87 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 5020. | Kurtis (testermd) | 98.86 | 99% | 2015-12-30 |
| 5021. | Joey (endtroducing) | 98.86 | 93% | 2011-12-12 |
| 5022. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 98.85 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5023. | budda (theblackeye) | 98.85 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 5024. | Kyourn (yosteve) | 98.85 | 96% | 2012-10-27 |
| 5025. | young (youngpopular) | 98.84 | 92% | 2014-09-30 |
| 5026. | Drew (drewburk3) | 98.84 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5027. | Pawan (www.pawanrpvv@gmail.... | 98.84 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 5028. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 98.84 | 98% | 2015-05-28 |
| 5029. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 98.84 | 95% | 2015-08-28 |
| 5030. | Nadeem (abstractwhiz) | 98.83 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 5031. | kit (kitsinc11) | 98.82 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5032. | Ritardo (ett5252) | 98.81 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 5033. | GK (thrylos000) | 98.81 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
| 5034. | Mike (wikemazowski) | 98.80 | 99% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5035. | Cove (cove) | 98.79 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5036. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 98.79 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5037. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 98.79 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 5038. | John (jodingus) | 98.79 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5039. | LeΓ³n (lr610) | 98.78 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 5040. | mairzydoats_mason (jjohn881) | 98.78 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 5041. | Nuradil (nuradil_zhambyl) | 98.77 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 5042. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 98.77 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 5043. | Kevin (kpham123) | 98.77 | 93% | 2012-10-22 |
| 5044. | Norm (dwagner8) | 98.76 | 98% | 2013-05-07 |
| 5045. | |π ππ|SiriusB (bsir... | 98.76 | 98% | 2017-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |