I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20499. | Portalius☂ (portalius) | 58.29 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 20500. | dio (what_is_pain) | 58.29 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 20501. | Ravindu (ravindu08) | 58.28 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 20502. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (lastjoy) | 58.28 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 20503. | Nishant (tarzanjunior) | 58.28 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 20504. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 58.28 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 20505. | dark (dark_lord25) | 58.27 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 20506. | . (moody_k) | 58.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 20507. | Bloop (meimer) | 58.27 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
| 20508. | itstherealalex (wowijustdid... | 58.27 | 95.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20509. | Samy (samy__) | 58.26 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 20510. | Peshraw-Kurdi (peshraw) | 58.26 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 20511. | Corey (crowdctrl) | 58.25 | 93% | 2024-03-17 |
| 20512. | Alhf (alhfsmid) | 58.25 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 20513. | Saidul (saidul_islam) | 58.25 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20514. | Jelly belly (jellybabysexys... | 58.25 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 20515. | Saurav (saurav555) | 58.24 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 20516. | JOKER (jokerx_x) | 58.24 | 93.3% | 2025-01-04 |
| 20517. | Ben (threefx) | 58.24 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 20518. | Jessica (shoutouttothesped) | 58.24 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 20519. | Dusty (duspom) | 58.24 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 20520. | Jude (_mermaid_man_) | 58.23 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 20521. | Emil (emasxp) | 58.23 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 20522. | Minleg (bminleg) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 20523. | rudolf (evan7n1) | 58.22 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 20524. | youssef (youssef_ahmad) | 58.22 | 93% | 2023-07-06 |
| 20525. | Rishabh (rishabh7187) | 58.22 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 20526. | Bill (damici_lift) | 58.22 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 20527. | 10 🆆🅿🅼 (sostdeo) | 58.22 | 94% | 2021-11-10 |
| 20528. | Chong Shan (chong_shan) | 58.22 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |