As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12792. | LawInFringer (lawinfringer) | 78.13 | 96% | 2025-10-24 |
| 12793. | Bone (probono) | 78.13 | 96.9% | 2025-02-21 |
| 12794. | lucemi (lianeci) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 12795. | ... (stratex) | 78.13 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 12796. | Greatesterick (greatestguy) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 12797. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12798. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 78.13 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 12799. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 78.13 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
| 12800. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 78.12 | 97.3% | 2024-06-08 |
| 12801. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 78.12 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 12802. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 78.12 | 93% | 2016-03-15 |
| 12803. | ... (skremp) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 12804. | Mike (mike_121) | 78.11 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 12805. | Kolock (kolock) | 78.11 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12806. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.11 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 12807. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 78.11 | 91% | 2017-03-25 |
| 12808. | davorin (dsego) | 78.10 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12809. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.10 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 12810. | sarai (yuki3721) | 78.10 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 12811. | Krishna (krrish94) | 78.10 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 12812. | ThreeTwoTwo (three22) | 78.10 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 12813. | sjorn (sjorn) | 78.10 | 94% | 2017-03-04 |
| 12814. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 78.09 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12815. | Supawat (tamsri) | 78.09 | 95% | 2021-10-15 |
| 12816. | Nully (nullly) | 78.09 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
| 12817. | enthium.ejay (spacebars_) | 78.09 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 12818. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 78.09 | 92% | 2015-12-16 |
| 12819. | Dylan (giganticpotad) | 78.08 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 12820. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 78.08 | 96% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12821. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |