So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3915. | B (bst0) | 103.27 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 3916. | rodger (rogerz343) | 103.26 | 93% | 2014-09-14 |
| 3917. | a. (secretariat) | 103.25 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 3918. | rapid (rapid) | 103.25 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 3919. | Vroooom (tyeh26) | 103.24 | 94% | 2013-03-26 |
| 3920. | TKBCats (tkbcats) | 103.23 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 3921. | Matt (goragon) | 103.23 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 3922. | Nic (scylla1) | 103.23 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 3923. | Gunner (qwertypreserving) | 103.22 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 3924. | Craig (carsley) | 103.21 | 98% | 2012-03-24 |
| 3925. | Only One (only_one_left) | 103.20 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 3926. | Pacatosu (bossbos23) | 103.20 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 3927. | LILEMP (lilemp) | 103.20 | 98% | 2013-04-08 |
| 3928. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 103.19 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 3929. | 6969 (silky_) | 103.19 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 3930. | Ninja (ninja83) | 103.19 | 97% | 2013-11-16 |
| 3931. | Silent (silent_solous) | 103.18 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 3932. | Esmerelda (t_esmerelda) | 103.18 | 98% | 2014-08-02 |
| 3933. | Chris (thrash3r) | 103.18 | 94% | 2014-10-06 |
| 3934. | Bronny (lbjturnup) | 103.18 | 100% | 2015-06-03 |
| 3935. | Christler (blastydog) | 103.17 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 3936. | Naren (dva6102) | 103.17 | 93% | 2015-12-17 |
| 3937. | Andy (philivox) | 103.17 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 3938. | Jordan (yourboijorn) | 103.16 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 3939. | Raymond (tsunira) | 103.16 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3940. | Fayr (fayr) | 103.16 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 3941. | SuperNothing (supernothing28) | 103.15 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 3942. | samson (swanson209) | 103.15 | 100% | 2016-02-28 |
| 3943. | F4 (f4p2) | 103.14 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 3944. | Flounder (kublai_ow) | 103.13 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |