So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14865. | paperpack (paperpack) | 76.77 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 14866. | typer (turbo360) | 76.77 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14867. | Yi-Hsiu (yyhsiu) | 76.77 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 14868. | Eden (edenthompson) | 76.77 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| 14869. | Anton (pokgai) | 76.77 | 95.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14870. | Jay (jayf) | 76.77 | 94% | 2013-01-08 |
| 14871. | mEdmOd (medmod) | 76.77 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 14872. | Trishu (trishu) | 76.77 | 96.4% | 2023-06-27 |
| 14873. | Sarvjot (sarvjot42) | 76.77 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 14874. | Desiree (desireemae95) | 76.77 | 89% | 2016-01-31 |
| 14875. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 76.76 | 93% | 2012-10-28 |
| 14876. | apngetuma (smr64) | 76.76 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 14877. | Chris (jubeilicious) | 76.76 | 87% | 2014-12-29 |
| 14878. | Varun (vvv44) | 76.76 | 90% | 2015-02-04 |
| 14879. | Joe mama (alexm35644) | 76.76 | 97.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 14880. | EFFORTLS (ephortless) | 76.76 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 14881. | happleby (happleby) | 76.75 | 98% | 2012-02-05 |
| 14882. | Jo (kazekidou) | 76.75 | 95% | 2013-02-19 |
| 14883. | Christian (mayne) | 76.75 | 98% | 2014-01-18 |
| 14884. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 76.75 | 95% | 2022-08-25 |
| 14885. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 76.75 | 92% | 2022-06-30 |
| 14886. | Bach (bachn) | 76.75 | 93% | 2012-04-24 |
| 14887. | Pax (qmk2k) | 76.75 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 14888. | ThPh (thph) | 76.75 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 14889. | Gourav (batragrv) | 76.74 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| 14890. | null (qbasic) | 76.74 | 93% | 2014-08-13 |
| 14891. | Kalevius (kalevius) | 76.74 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 14892. | Melissa (moosic) | 76.74 | 96.9% | 2023-09-20 |
| 14893. | Brock (fisher25) | 76.74 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 14894. | Murs (okidokitty) | 76.74 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |