As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18528. | colby (colbycarp324) | 64.42 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
18529. | Shivam (shivy08) | 64.42 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
18530. | George (nikosson) | 64.42 | 90% | 2017-01-05 |
18531. | UYEN (uyen.lt.1998@gmail.com) | 64.42 | 96% | 2015-05-18 |
18532. | Oscar (dllmloll) | 64.41 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
18533. | Piplup (piplup_) | 64.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
18534. | bigmanbaby (smellynelly9000) | 64.41 | 95.2% | 2024-10-17 |
18535. | Let It Co (creeper_07) | 64.41 | 94% | 2021-06-08 |
18536. | Dhilip (ds01) | 64.41 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
18537. | Jay (scuba44s) | 64.41 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
18538. | nut (nuttastic) | 64.41 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
18539. | Billychen (billychen) | 64.41 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
18540. | Crimson (crimsonxlegacy) | 64.40 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
18541. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 64.40 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
18542. | hi:D (sabue) | 64.40 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
18543. | sanGreAzuL (sangreazul) | 64.40 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
18544. | Md Ibrahim Hossain (komlaka... | 64.39 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
18545. | Alan (bl4n) | 64.39 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
18546. | Askhat (askhatkbtu) | 64.39 | 89% | 2015-11-06 |
18547. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 64.39 | 98% | 2015-12-11 |
18548. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 64.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
18549. | Meor (acnolog1a) | 64.38 | 94% | 2020-05-10 |
18550. | Shanti Swaroop (shanti_swar... | 64.38 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
18551. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 64.38 | 92% | 2015-05-13 |
18552. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 64.38 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
18553. | John (subarutato) | 64.38 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
18554. | tstats[xtyping] (xtyping) | 64.38 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
18555. | angel (ange_l) | 64.38 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
18556. | Blake (blakeh36) | 64.38 | 93% | 2015-07-02 |
18557. | DholaSain (cptmujahid) | 64.37 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |