I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11188. | Amisently (amisently) | 83.42 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 11189. | jiffysmores (jiffysmores) | 83.42 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 11190. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 83.42 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11191. | Jeremy (mises) | 83.42 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 11192. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 83.42 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 11193. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 83.41 | 96.4% | 2024-07-19 |
| 11194. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 83.41 | 97.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 11195. | Ryan (homelessdinosaur) | 83.40 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 11196. | rrrrmrmr (rrrrmrmr) | 83.39 | 97% | 2025-06-07 |
| 11197. | pimkoulj (pimkoulj) | 83.39 | 96.9% | 2023-07-10 |
| 11198. | Henrik (grimmzl) | 83.39 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 11199. | Tommy (tummzyt) | 83.39 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 11200. | fongof (fongof) | 83.39 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 11201. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 83.39 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 11202. | bigman (xdbigman) | 83.38 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 11203. | andi (andikh) | 83.38 | 91% | 2015-05-06 |
| 11204. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 11205. | Nik (iiirxs) | 83.37 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11206. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 83.37 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11207. | Julio (cthesalad) | 83.36 | 92% | 2016-09-02 |
| 11208. | nilb (nilb) | 83.36 | 99.2% | 2023-07-01 |
| 11209. | Akshat (akshatsingh1_) | 83.35 | 97.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11210. | cig (cigtype) | 83.35 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11211. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 83.35 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 11212. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 83.35 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 11213. | JP (jpuppey) | 83.35 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 11214. | Quang (max2611) | 83.34 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11215. | Shaniqua (bigdog10) | 83.34 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 11216. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 83.34 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11217. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 83.34 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |