And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20890. | taylor (taylor) | 77.56 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 20891. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 77.56 | 92% | 2016-06-09 |
| 20892. | Michael (promemorex) | 77.56 | — | 2010-07-25 |
| 20893. | Ev (evturn) | 77.56 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 20894. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 77.56 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 20895. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 77.56 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
| 20896. | Tyler (chuggindew) | 77.55 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 20897. | Mohammad Rizwaan (freshkebab) | 77.55 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 20898. | Aditi (aditi_01) | 77.55 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 20899. | mohan (mohan2002) | 77.55 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 20900. | harshil (monsta_001) | 77.55 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 20901. | dean (sadists) | 77.55 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 20902. | Brian (boldhope) | 77.55 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 20903. | Liam (liam236) | 77.55 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 20904. | Marq (hlmomma) | 77.55 | 96% | 2011-08-10 |
| 20905. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 77.55 | 96.8% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20906. | dooba (doobakeung) | 77.54 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 20907. | chang_dvorak (chang_dvorak) | 77.54 | 94% | 2012-01-31 |
| 20908. | Daniel (thorneee) | 77.54 | 92% | 2012-12-05 |
| 20909. | Luis (goodywoody) | 77.53 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 20910. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 77.53 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 20911. | Malacca (malaysia) | 77.53 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 20912. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 77.53 | 93% | 2013-12-09 |
| 20913. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 77.53 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 20914. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 77.53 | 96% | 2014-12-22 |
| 20915. | Mmonster (mmonsterv11) | 77.52 | 95% | 2022-05-18 |
| 20916. | Lingabathula (thapaswi_01) | 77.52 | 97.9% | 2023-07-28 |
| 20917. | Dominik (notbannet) | 77.52 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 20918. | Max (animeweeb2000) | 77.52 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 20919. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 77.52 | 94% | 2015-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |