As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21164. | Omid (zerodarkshadow) | 57.91 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
21165. | Imnatoshi (hanmayujiro) | 57.91 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
21166. | Evan (notrabe) | 57.91 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
21167. | Haydn (bigdickclimber5_12) | 57.90 | 96% | 2019-03-02 |
21168. | Dan (danwest124) | 57.90 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
21169. | Van (vanradius) | 57.90 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
21170. | ter (huteri) | 57.90 | 79% | 2016-12-20 |
21171. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 57.90 | 93% | 2018-08-14 |
21172. | ngoc (skidrowracer) | 57.89 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
21173. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 57.88 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
21174. | jy. (meylolike) | 57.88 | 94% | 2021-02-25 |
21175. | R (rbajko) | 57.88 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
21176. | Zachariah (istartedat20wpm) | 57.88 | 91% | 2016-04-27 |
21177. | Max (madmaxishipandjiggy) | 57.87 | 85% | 2015-06-13 |
21178. | Kaymart (barrix) | 57.87 | 85% | 2016-04-25 |
21179. | fox (foxman9) | 57.87 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
21180. | yasmin (yazz_sally_) | 57.86 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
21181. | coldcoldmanga (coldcoldmanga) | 57.86 | 94% | 2022-06-14 |
21182. | ScarlettSu (scarlettsu) | 57.86 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
21183. | Athreya (thor1234) | 57.86 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
21184. | beginner (beginner0820) | 57.85 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
21185. | Lars (larswiebe) | 57.85 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
21186. | Tuan (fifi199230) | 57.84 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
21187. | - (dikiaap) | 57.84 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
21188. | hussein (juuuumz) | 57.84 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
21189. | Juan (carlitos220) | 57.83 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
21190. | David (jdwalston) | 57.83 | 88% | 2016-08-31 |
21191. | Mishal (myk96) | 57.83 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
21192. | Esti4545 (esti4545) | 57.83 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
21193. | Jesse (alfonz) | 57.83 | 93% | 2016-06-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |