The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13285. | joey (joey_groothuijsen) | 39.57 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13286. | Leung (tammychai) | 39.57 | 95% | 2011-05-30 |
| 13287. | BOOM bit GET OUT DA WAY GET... | 39.57 | 88% | 2014-03-14 |
| 13288. | JayJ868 (jayj868) | 39.56 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 13289. | Taslima (smita123) | 39.56 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13290. | strwdel (strwdel) | 39.55 | 95% | 2018-10-10 |
| 13291. | Nick (nickyphammy) | 39.55 | 95% | 2015-10-07 |
| 13292. | hassan (hassanmiran1) | 39.55 | 82% | 2016-04-08 |
| 13293. | simpati (simpatiii) | 39.55 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 13294. | Shar (sharburrus) | 39.55 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 13295. | Abda (abdaishere) | 39.54 | 92% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13296. | Rob (lurp) | 39.54 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 13297. | MARTHA (alabami) | 39.54 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 13298. | Nest (nest147) | 39.53 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13299. | khadijah (khadijah) | 39.53 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 13300. | abhishrek47 (abhishrek47) | 39.53 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 13301. | nevergiveup (touristlevelis... | 39.52 | 94% | 2020-04-05 |
| 13302. | mark (balog) | 39.52 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 13303. | Thomas (thomast3) | 39.52 | 92% | 2014-11-26 |
| 13304. | Goofy (gooftweng) | 39.51 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 13305. | Juno (psitae) | 39.51 | 97% | 2016-04-25 |
| 13306. | chuanHui (juchh) | 39.51 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13307. | Gabriel (lago) | 39.51 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 13308. | Adam (sodar) | 39.50 | 95% | 2019-11-05 |
| 13309. | Mohamed (lamnouar) | 39.50 | 94.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13310. | nathaniel (nathanie0221) | 39.50 | 88% | 2011-05-20 |
| 13311. | N.ss.R (iamhere) | 39.50 | 91% | 2011-09-17 |
| 13312. | Armin (armino112) | 39.50 | 95% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13313. | maRkne!L (juandelacruz) | 39.50 | 84% | 2013-07-17 |
| 13314. | Numan (numan_kashif) | 39.49 | 95.2% | 2023-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |