I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3488. | Noah (noahdun) | 107.28 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3489. | Ezekiel (ezfe) | 107.27 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
| 3490. | Owen (123ojb) | 107.26 | 98.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 3491. | tstats[kizzu137] (kizzu137) | 107.26 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| 3492. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 107.25 | 98% | 2024-07-04 |
| 3493. | Kyle (kalegbert) | 107.25 | 98.2% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3494. | 🐌💨 (ziploz) | 107.24 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 3495. | Adrian Pascual (a_wpas1) | 107.24 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3496. | Jeremy (jborum) | 107.24 | 98% | 2017-01-10 |
| 3497. | Eyron (dfiles) | 107.23 | 99.5% | 2024-12-17 |
| 3498. | Free (just_free2318) | 107.23 | 98% | 2025-05-16 |
| 3499. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 107.23 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 3500. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 107.22 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 3501. | 0 (z4min) | 107.22 | 98% | 2025-07-23 |
| 3502. | Stackler (staaackler) | 107.22 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 3503. | Kayla (kaylamint) | 107.21 | 97.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 3504. | Thomas (thomasdenney) | 107.20 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 3505. | w33nuz (w33nuz) | 107.19 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3506. | Wahyu (eclinoxxx) | 107.19 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 3507. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 107.18 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 3508. | Nerx (rshield) | 107.17 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 3509. | Copernicus (nicolauscoperni... | 107.17 | 98.1% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3510. | Mike Hunt (taimantypesfast) | 107.17 | 99.5% | 2024-09-27 |
| 3511. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 107.17 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 3512. | cope (xucolite) | 107.17 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3513. | LSHard (linkeen__) | 107.17 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3514. | Jeremy (hotchoco1ate) | 107.17 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
| 3515. | Tomas (sumtinlazy) | 107.16 | 96.7% | 2024-12-10 |
| 3516. | Bronny (lbjturnup) | 107.16 | 99% | 2015-05-27 |
| 3517. | sheep (theonesheep) | 107.15 | 97.8% | 2024-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |