As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19286. | Christian (chri97i9) | 63.42 | 84% | 2015-11-19 |
| 19287. | Aggle (agglefraggle) | 63.41 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
| 19288. | VÄn (pqvan20) | 63.41 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 19289. | Marvin (marvinesc3) | 63.41 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 19290. | Al (al_gha23) | 63.40 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 19291. | Phil (foxxygummy) | 63.39 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 19292. | Kris (tetay) | 63.39 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| 19293. | SUCONDESE (layehing) | 63.39 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 19294. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 63.39 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
| 19295. | BBM Bangag (drewanz) | 63.39 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 19296. | Professor (profhase) | 63.39 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 19297. | weeb (cv01) | 63.39 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
| 19298. | đ (kryptoprocta) | 63.39 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 19299. | Rafar (rafar504) | 63.39 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 19300. | Sollyy (itssollyy) | 63.39 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
| 19301. | fabian (fabiankasun) | 63.39 | 92% | 2017-01-03 |
| 19302. | Steven (txp2037) | 63.38 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 19303. | Win (iaintmusk) | 63.38 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 19304. | UpperBound (genfengle) | 63.38 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 19305. | mayk (naaayt) | 63.38 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 19306. | Foyez (aflextra) | 63.38 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 19307. | Papa P (papa_p) | 63.38 | 89% | 2016-07-29 |
| 19308. | Thomas (thomaschui0204) | 63.38 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 19309. | Haraldur (patli) | 63.38 | 88% | 2017-05-13 |
| 19310. | Raccoon Commander (racconco... | 63.38 | 95% | 2016-03-24 |
| 19311. | cucu (cucucucucu) | 63.37 | 96.3% | 2024-07-30 |
| 19312. | George (cheeseman0112) | 63.36 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 19313. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 63.35 | 93% | 2015-12-23 |
| 19314. | I Type with 2 Fingers (cybe... | 63.34 | 89% | 2015-10-19 |
| 19315. | seki (seki12mu) | 63.34 | 97.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| á Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |