When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4532. | Harper (cpmaniac) | 99.43 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4533. | Deniz (usrbin) | 99.43 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 4534. | Tan (tim0909) | 99.42 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 4535. | Brandon (bwen_wen) | 99.42 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4536. | Gabriel (gabreewl) | 99.42 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 4537. | Vidmantas (pijokash) | 99.42 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 4538. | Fajar (fajar13k) | 99.42 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 4539. | roserade (roserade33) | 99.40 | 98.3% | 2024-03-06 |
| 4540. | alex (aalextr) | 99.40 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 4541. | knavemire (knavemire) | 99.39 | 98% | 2025-02-15 |
| 4542. | V (rayiniv) | 99.39 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4543. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 99.39 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 4544. | John Kelly (jkelly_t) | 99.39 | 97.3% | 2024-10-18 |
| 4545. | i (ivantse2) | 99.39 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4546. | William (horriblejoy) | 99.39 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 4547. | Jen (ethima) | 99.38 | 99.1% | 2023-09-19 |
| 4548. | SchoolLaptopKeyboard (schoo... | 99.37 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 4549. | insta_AydinR1K (aydinyt) | 99.37 | 98% | 2025-06-27 |
| 4550. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 99.37 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
| 4551. | scott (skilledscott) | 99.37 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 4552. | Jackson (a_stickman) | 99.36 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 4553. | Gaurav (hisdudeness) | 99.36 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4554. | Katy (kittymeowers) | 99.35 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 4555. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 99.35 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 4556. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 99.35 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 4557. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 99.34 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4558. | George (glenzny) | 99.34 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 4559. | MR. VROOM (diegowpm) | 99.34 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 4560. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 99.34 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4561. | Gage (gdave50) | 99.34 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |