Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13858. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 78.66 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13859. | Koala (koalazoo) | 78.66 | 94% | 2019-10-05 |
| 13860. | Hakon (spoink) | 78.66 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 13861. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 78.66 | 98.2% | 2023-09-07 |
| 13862. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 78.65 | 96% | 2016-12-22 |
| 13863. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 78.65 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 13864. | Blaze (klblaz) | 78.65 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13865. | Fickle (mongolo123) | 78.65 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| 13866. | Redon (redon1998) | 78.65 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 13867. | mickey (c2sulli) | 78.64 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
| 13868. | daniel3131 (thedaniel3131) | 78.64 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 13869. | Matt (mattk) | 78.64 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 13870. | Wes (moustachium) | 78.64 | 91% | 2015-05-10 |
| 13871. | Lars (aaberg) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 13872. | FE (feluso) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 13873. | jj (jesuswashomeless) | 78.64 | 92% | 2013-11-15 |
| 13874. | Yogesh (yogesh84) | 78.63 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 13875. | Redfred (curtzxx) | 78.63 | 88% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13876. | Henrik (henrikb) | 78.63 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 13877. | Arthur (zarth) | 78.63 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 13878. | Thomas (thomas70) | 78.63 | 100% | 2019-04-19 |
| 13879. | Jacob (gadekaja) | 78.62 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| 13880. | Nick (fives) | 78.62 | 91% | 2014-08-11 |
| 13881. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 78.62 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 13882. | Parker (pg191919) | 78.62 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 13883. | bob (bobsayshitoyou) | 78.61 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 13884. | Jan (yentzeg) | 78.61 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13885. | Simon (p_simon) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 13886. | Big S (zver8908) | 78.61 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13887. | Danny (dannyquacks) | 78.61 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |