I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13976. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 75.00 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 13977. | Sorty (iamsorty) | 74.99 | 96.4% | 2024-03-16 |
| 13978. | Cosmic (cosmicuser) | 74.99 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 13979. | kenneth (zanekao) | 74.99 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13980. | Cybie-Kun (awehrmann) | 74.98 | 98% | 2023-11-16 |
| 13981. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 74.98 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 13982. | who's your daddy (pglworld) | 74.97 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 13983. | Dima (zormik) | 74.97 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 13984. | Kunal (boomlion) | 74.97 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13985. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 74.97 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13986. | Commotion6071 (commotion6071) | 74.96 | 98% | 2024-02-01 |
| 13987. | Connor (yahoofanboy) | 74.96 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 13988. | Jack (phntm5569) | 74.96 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 13989. | KPoke (kpoke) | 74.96 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13990. | Stephen (swankily) | 74.96 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 13991. | Carl (hjoerleif) | 74.94 | 92% | 2017-05-09 |
| 13992. | Asad (asad_parkar) | 74.93 | 94% | 2022-09-24 |
| 13993. | Colin (colinquistador) | 74.93 | 96% | 2017-03-29 |
| 13994. | myclearswitches (turtletypez) | 74.93 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 13995. | Thomas (thomas70) | 74.93 | 100% | 2019-08-12 |
| 13996. | Logan (18logsar) | 74.92 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 13997. | Bone (probono) | 74.92 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 13998. | Bing (gamerbilplays) | 74.92 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 13999. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 74.92 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 14000. | a (suk_) | 74.92 | 95% | 2019-04-01 |
| 14001. | Shrub (beachesbecreycrey) | 74.91 | 92% | 2017-02-23 |
| 14002. | Aaron (chowderkid) | 74.91 | 97.2% | 2024-11-08 |
| 14003. | Łukasz (kryza) | 74.90 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 14004. | sharaf (sharaf_makk) | 74.90 | 95% | 2022-03-19 |
| 14005. | Conor (conormac02) | 74.90 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |