As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14294. | rajiun (rajiun) | 73.81 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 14295. | matt (takatoasti) | 73.81 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 14296. | Dino (_dino_) | 73.81 | 100% | 2019-12-31 |
| 14297. | nzwi (nzwi) | 73.81 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 14298. | Gregorio (dervock) | 73.81 | 94% | 2017-03-27 |
| 14299. | Faizan (faizanbhait) | 73.80 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14300. | Mick (_mickey_) | 73.80 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 14301. | elemental (asy_coder) | 73.80 | 97.1% | 2024-05-18 |
| 14302. | Anand (itsmeraj___) | 73.80 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14303. | Victor (vicvic99) | 73.80 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 14304. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 73.80 | 95% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14305. | John (buzat12) | 73.80 | 92% | 2016-06-24 |
| 14306. | Arthur (zarth) | 73.79 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 14307. | George (geobro72898) | 73.79 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 14308. | Rey (reymal) | 73.79 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 14309. | Henrik (blackcap) | 73.79 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 14310. | Hade (hadze7) | 73.78 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
| 14311. | Carlos (meditating) | 73.78 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 14312. | Jeffrey (deuce1196) | 73.78 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 14313. | Andrew (treeloop) | 73.78 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 14314. | Manu (manumohan05) | 73.78 | 100% | 2020-11-13 |
| 14315. | Brian (malachi77) | 73.78 | 96% | 2016-11-29 |
| 14316. | Thomas (thomas70) | 73.78 | 98% | 2017-03-20 |
| 14317. | Suppakorn (guearth) | 73.77 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14318. | yuki (uwuki) | 73.77 | 95% | 2023-10-25 |
| 14319. | Kevin (flash98765) | 73.77 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 14320. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 73.77 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 14321. | karviswa (karviswa) | 73.76 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 14322. | Bobbeh (bannanapig) | 73.76 | 95% | 2018-12-19 |
| 14323. | Thomas (2baset) | 73.76 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |