The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8746. | Vaibhav (vibhix) | 49.37 | 92% | 2014-08-30 |
| 8747. | AJ (anjt) | 49.37 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8748. | Bastian (sebastianovoam) | 49.37 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 8749. | nivedh (n43527) | 49.37 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 8750. | thang (thangk56toantin) | 49.37 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 8751. | GEMargad (gemrgd_23) | 49.36 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8752. | ritiz (ritizdixit) | 49.36 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 8753. | Billy (billymentalz) | 49.36 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 8754. | John (bubu800) | 49.36 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 8755. | Barnabas (gonzobent) | 49.35 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 8756. | Hunqui (umbrella) | 49.35 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 8757. | Andy (outlawandy) | 49.34 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 8758. | Shimon (gastronom) | 49.34 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 8759. | Edgar (d368) | 49.34 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 8760. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 49.34 | 98% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8761. | Truman (geveent) | 49.34 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 8762. | Akash (akashshewale) | 49.33 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 8763. | Jimothy (typeman_69_420) | 49.33 | 94% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8764. | Miley (miki_the_skank) | 49.33 | 93% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8765. | thomas (thomas) | 49.33 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 8766. | abdullah (hafidh) | 49.33 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 8767. | Char (char) | 49.33 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 8768. | Wildan (wigazu) | 49.32 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8769. | Ivan Aldwin (ivanaldwin730) | 49.32 | 89% | 2016-12-15 |
| 8770. | Kamil (kambag86) | 49.32 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8771. | Prakush (praksm) | 49.32 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 8772. | Dustin (dustin099) | 49.32 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 8773. | Bad_gaming (hackerso1vn) | 49.31 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8774. | BankkV (bankkv_101) | 49.31 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 8775. | Ravi (ravi10) | 49.31 | 92% | 2022-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |