Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1977. | Taejas (taejas) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
1978. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 80.33 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
1979. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 80.33 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
1980. | Faldi (faldir) | 80.33 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
1981. | Graham (graham152) | 80.30 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
1982. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 80.30 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
1983. | Kennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 80.29 | 94% | 2017-12-27 |
1984. | 水滴石穿 (pillowdo) | 80.29 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
1985. | Tanzir (tanzir5) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
1986. | Graydon (graydonimp) | 80.28 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
1987. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 80.25 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
1988. | Wan (zenag) | 80.24 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
1989. | Mick (orangeice) | 80.19 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
1990. | Haung (zeropower) | 80.19 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
1991. | Randy (rhomusic) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
1992. | gnomy12 (gnomy12) | 80.18 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
1993. | Tim (thole) | 80.17 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
1994. | Alex (alexraw) | 80.15 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
1995. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 80.15 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
1996. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
1997. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 80.14 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
1998. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 80.14 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
1999. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 80.14 | 99% | 2019-08-21 |
2000. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 80.13 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
2001. | reysette (reysettemart) | 80.10 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
2002. | Abhishek (abhishek3007) | 80.08 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
2003. | Epic (epicgamesceo) | 80.05 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
2004. | Max (sekuro) | 80.05 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
2005. | chingchong (lambsaucelocated) | 80.03 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
2006. | Sarah (joonby) | 80.03 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |