What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1122. | left to build something gre... | 86.57 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
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| 1126. | kevin g (purplebus) | 86.54 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1127. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 86.48 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1128. | Romi (romino) | 86.48 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1129. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 86.47 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 1130. | Tyler (tjang) | 86.44 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1131. | Devin (devingalway) | 86.44 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1132. | Andre (smallchicken) | 86.42 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 1133. | Jason (frozenpanda) | 86.41 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 1134. | Tristan (itstristan) | 86.38 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1135. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 86.38 | 99% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1136. | randy (lordocoo) | 86.30 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1137. | Chino (chino_mama) | 86.30 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1138. | Tim (thole) | 86.29 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1139. | Albin (alberihno) | 86.29 | 96% | 2019-03-02 |
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| 1142. | Kevin (sayanghae) | 86.24 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1143. | Leon (bluesunset) | 86.21 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1144. | Sander (sdelange99) | 86.20 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
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