As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6681. | Praveen (ergodox) | 89.50 | 98% | 2015-09-10 |
6682. | Munch (munch17) | 89.50 | 93% | 2015-11-18 |
6683. | James (jjmadness) | 89.50 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
6684. | hrefoidjc (joemamaistypingf... | 89.49 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
6685. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 89.49 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
6686. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 89.48 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
6687. | Francis (fransissimo) | 89.48 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
6688. | Fredrik (enrosakanin) | 89.48 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
6689. | Mureed (mureed) | 89.48 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
6690. | GUL (ghuleh) | 89.47 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
6691. | clickclack (clickclickmansn... | 89.47 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
6692. | Marcus (mengkeshi) | 89.47 | 99% | 2015-09-22 |
6693. | comfi (comfisofa) | 89.46 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
6694. | dooba (doobakeung) | 89.46 | 100% | 2022-11-30 |
6695. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 89.46 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
6696. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 89.46 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
6697. | BATTLE_AXE (jk_l) | 89.45 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
6698. | Kurtis (testermd) | 89.45 | 93% | 2016-02-25 |
6699. | Nero (theneronex) | 89.45 | 95% | 2016-04-07 |
6700. | Tim (thole) | 89.45 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
6701. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 89.44 | 98.2% | 2023-11-03 |
6702. | noah (randylehey) | 89.44 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
6703. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 89.44 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
6704. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 89.43 | 97% | 2024-03-20 |
6705. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 89.43 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
6706. | Austin (au_oz) | 89.42 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
6707. | oGrqpez (herrid_honry) | 89.42 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
6708. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 89.42 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
6709. | Taylor (taylor_1121) | 89.41 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
6710. | abacasta (abacasta) | 89.41 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |