And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10969. | Jacob (solace72) | 95.71 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 10970. | Matt (t0035) | 95.71 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 10971. | kimmy (kimmyl11) | 95.71 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 10972. | I am (slowdown4me) | 95.70 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 10973. | Fabio (fabioolo) | 95.70 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 10974. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 95.70 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10975. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 95.70 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 10976. | William (horriblejoy) | 95.70 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 10977. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 95.70 | 95% | 2017-05-07 |
| 10978. | Imi (migrant) | 95.70 | 98% | 2013-11-29 |
| 10979. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 95.69 | 97.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 10980. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 95.69 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 10981. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 95.68 | 97.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 10982. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 95.68 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 10983. | TC (kingwirch) | 95.68 | 95% | 2015-12-01 |
| 10984. | Debajyoti (deehzee) | 95.68 | 99% | 2011-11-13 |
| 10985. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 95.67 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 10986. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 95.67 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 10987. | Tim (thole) | 95.67 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 10988. | Used Notebook (invis_lurker) | 95.66 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 10989. | DWRS (dwrs) | 95.66 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 10990. | Julian (masterjams) | 95.66 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 10991. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 95.66 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 10992. | Top (topdawg) | 95.65 | 95% | 2013-12-07 |
| 10993. | Phil (joot) | 95.65 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10994. | shion (siduki) | 95.65 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 10995. | jaja (forestisgay) | 95.65 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
| 10996. | gorlork (gorlork) | 95.65 | 94% | 2016-03-07 |
| 10997. | Khatna (khatnabold) | 95.64 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10998. | Tonasky (tonasky) | 95.64 | 99% | 2023-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |