The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13427. | EJ (onylith) | 83.57 | 97% | 2024-05-30 |
| 13428. | nubby (nubbydawg) | 83.57 | 98% | 2024-04-23 |
| 13429. | Name (shlummie) | 83.57 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 13430. | Imap (imap298) | 83.57 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 13431. | Ilja (iljan) | 83.57 | 98% | 2013-07-19 |
| 13432. | Billy Madison (billymadison69) | 83.56 | 98.5% | 2025-03-08 |
| 13433. | Winston (winston2918) | 83.56 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13434. | dilectus (dilectus) | 83.56 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| 13435. | Guðjón (krotari) | 83.56 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13436. | aaa (jackedgar) | 83.56 | 98% | 2015-05-02 |
| 13437. | megan (nerdjird) | 83.55 | 97% | 2025-07-08 |
| 13438. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 83.55 | 94% | 2012-02-10 |
| 13439. | Lumad (russell_llamada) | 83.55 | 97% | 2024-04-25 |
| 13440. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.55 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 13441. | Nishant (nishantve1) | 83.55 | 95% | 2015-07-14 |
| 13442. | checkie (checkie11) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13443. | Maxie (_knite_) | 83.54 | 96% | 2025-12-18 |
| 13444. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 83.54 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 13445. | perc1billion (perc1billion) | 83.54 | 98% | 2025-10-24 |
| 13446. | Siam Murshed (murshedslament) | 83.54 | 98% | 2025-06-17 |
| 13447. | Noni (whythisname) | 83.54 | 98% | 2023-12-05 |
| 13448. | Justsomeone (brisingire) | 83.54 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 13449. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 83.54 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 13450. | thomas (thoarell) | 83.54 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 13451. | Giich (giich) | 83.54 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 13452. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 83.54 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 13453. | Zikwn (zikwn) | 83.53 | 96.2% | 2023-12-13 |
| 13454. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 83.53 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 13455. | Devin (noobiedaniels) | 83.53 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 13456. | Nivo (53n0_h314) | 83.53 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |