So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25621. | totoro (machina91) | 59.90 | 94% | 2016-12-20 |
| 25622. | Luke (lukea15) | 59.90 | 91% | 2015-10-01 |
| 25623. | Phuong (morpheeto) | 59.90 | 94% | 2012-05-23 |
| 25624. | FupaEnjoyer (camcelled) | 59.89 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 25625. | eet (eetfuk_dvorak) | 59.89 | 92% | 2022-05-04 |
| 25626. | Oscar Godoy (cokagodoy23) | 59.89 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
| 25627. | Adrian (flufbuny) | 59.89 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 25628. | OutKaz (ajelchico) | 59.89 | 94% | 2017-07-13 |
| 25629. | 23WPM (slothloris) | 59.89 | 94% | 2019-07-02 |
| 25630. | Luwen (sonichugod) | 59.89 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 25631. | Nam (namanh) | 59.89 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 25632. | Amer (sheeny) | 59.88 | 92% | 2011-11-29 |
| 25633. | Peter (mubida23) | 59.88 | 95% | 2014-06-05 |
| 25634. | J (jls247) | 59.88 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 25635. | Sans (s4nsx) | 59.88 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 25636. | Joy (j22n) | 59.88 | 93% | 2011-11-09 |
| 25637. | Om (thiscuriousbeing) | 59.87 | 95% | 2023-09-18 |
| 25638. | Sarah (sazzytay) | 59.87 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 25639. | Ethaan (bambamarama) | 59.87 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 25640. | Stefan (cigol) | 59.87 | 96% | 2013-03-24 |
| 25641. | Deba (typist_deba) | 59.87 | 94% | 2022-11-05 |
| 25642. | Sujeet (sujeetgholap) | 59.87 | 93% | 2012-04-07 |
| 25643. | Juliano (julianosott) | 59.87 | 93% | 2014-07-03 |
| 25644. | Ebenezer (abenezerangelos) | 59.86 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 25645. | mak (urhg66) | 59.86 | 93% | 2018-02-15 |
| 25646. | Huy (erfaw) | 59.86 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 25647. | Stan (awsomesausage) | 59.86 | 95% | 2012-02-25 |
| 25648. | arun (arunnari) | 59.86 | 92% | 2015-02-13 |
| 25649. | noneov (aidentypefast) | 59.85 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 25650. | Muhammad Musharaf (musharaf35) | 59.85 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |