As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10940. | Peter (pann) | 81.31 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 10941. | lebum (lebum) | 81.31 | 97% | 2015-07-27 |
| 10942. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 81.31 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
| 10943. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 81.31 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| 10944. | La1ka (laikan) | 81.30 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 10945. | Safey (safey) | 81.29 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 10946. | Peter (habibp) | 81.29 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 10947. | Michael (mrk0508) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10948. | clay (chloesucks) | 81.29 | 98.4% | 2024-03-17 |
| 10949. | Snail (marcelino92) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 10950. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10951. | Taiwan is a country (17lingh1) | 81.27 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 10952. | RC (rcd00) | 81.27 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10953. | plumbus (1tacocat1) | 81.27 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 10954. | Liam (kodlaken) | 81.27 | 90% | 2016-05-07 |
| 10955. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 81.27 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
| 10956. | Hetz (this_is_hetz) | 81.26 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 10957. | ethan (ethanbakerdowdell) | 81.26 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
| 10958. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 81.26 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10959. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 81.26 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 10960. | V (honen) | 81.26 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 10961. | patrick (iaminarush) | 81.26 | 92% | 2016-03-10 |
| 10962. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 81.25 | 95% | 2015-10-23 |
| 10963. | HallMaster007 (hallmaster007) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 10964. | Even (luxo333) | 81.25 | 97% | 2024-09-29 |
| 10965. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 81.25 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10966. | Parsa (parsal) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 10967. | Michael (kedalg) | 81.25 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 10968. | Jona (jona8850) | 81.25 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10969. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 81.24 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |