So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26472. | (havix) | 57.74 | 92% | 2016-04-05 |
| 26473. | (projeto) | 57.74 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 26474. | (kpavankotesh) | 57.74 | 92% | 2015-02-14 |
| 26475. | (kayyyseee) | 57.74 | 92% | 2014-10-19 |
| 26476. | (katieo69) | 57.74 | 98% | 2015-02-13 |
| 26477. | (sonicboomie) | 57.73 | 99.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| 26478. | zshn (zishanshahzad) | 57.73 | 94% | 2023-08-05 |
| 26479. | (serial_rapist) | 57.73 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 26480. | (mike311878) | 57.73 | 93% | 2018-12-22 |
| 26481. | Wajdy (wajdyessam) | 57.73 | 93% | 2011-12-02 |
| 26482. | (zeoxsys) | 57.72 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
| 26483. | (kirito1052) | 57.72 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 26484. | (annabe_) | 57.72 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 26485. | (aa__yush) | 57.72 | 96.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 26486. | (tacokevintoyo) | 57.72 | 93% | 2017-07-18 |
| 26487. | (babycry14) | 57.72 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
| 26488. | (cringeykidriley) | 57.71 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 26489. | Bitter (bittter) | 57.71 | 96.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 26490. | (airwick_) | 57.71 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 26491. | (taakhe) | 57.71 | 92% | 2016-12-30 |
| 26492. | (ghodyst) | 57.71 | 90% | 2012-12-16 |
| 26493. | (valii2000) | 57.71 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 26494. | (thinkofluv) | 57.71 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 26495. | (gseno00) | 57.71 | 94% | 2011-07-08 |
| 26496. | Shio (sharpsharp) | 57.71 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 26497. | mehdi (mehdi_chime) | 57.71 | 95% | 2013-08-26 |
| 26498. | (nelsenkj11) | 57.70 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 26499. | SajiB (sajib66) | 57.70 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 26500. | (twinsnakes) | 57.70 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 26501. | jugal kishor (jugal_sahu) | 57.69 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |